Persistent as Ever: Trump Somehow Manages to Photobomb 2007 Picture of Messi Bathing Yamal

While in-depth assessment of the lunacy, senility and incontinence of US President Donald Trump is still ongoing, one thing appears beyond dispute: he knows exactly what he wants. And what he wants, according to reports, is to insert himself into photographs, regardless of whether he has any business being in them, or whether they were taken this week or two decades ago.

Shortly after barging into Spain’s team photo during the World Cup trophy presentation, Trump pulled off something even more impressive, somehow squeezing himself into the famous 2007 photograph of a young Leo Messi bathing an even younger Lamine Yamal in a plastic washbasin, back when Yamal was just a tiny little squirt about the size of a cat.

Sources from 2007 say Trump casually strolled into the frame, catching the young Messi completely off guard. Messi reportedly flinched when a slimy old geezer from the future gave him a friendly pat on the shoulder. Young Yamal, meanwhile, didn’t react at all, being utterly fascinated by a squeaky rubber duck.

According to witnesses, Trump visibly wrinkled his nose after noticing that, even back in 2007, everyone was already speaking Spanish and there were dark-skinned children around.

After the photographer captured the historic shot, Trump stepped back through the space-time rift so he could crash the Yalta Conference photo with Churchill and Roosevelt and finally cut Stalin a proper deal.